I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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