the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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