Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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