My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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