So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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