Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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