I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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