I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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