Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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