My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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