All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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