All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
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One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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