Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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