Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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