you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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