singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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