Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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