I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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