what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
