So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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