I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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