I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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