Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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