i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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