It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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