he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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