don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
It was confusing and full of hummus
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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