I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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