fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
We don't watch enough power rangers
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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