why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
you inspire me to be a worse person
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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