What tipped you off? The sombrero?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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