sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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