this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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