And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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