Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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