just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I have already put on my inside pants.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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