Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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