Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
As shirtless as possible
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Randomize
