you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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