I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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