I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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