If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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