well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Rumble strips road head = magical
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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