my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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