first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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