You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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