I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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