I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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