remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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