Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
So squirting runs in the family.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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