i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
