This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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