brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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