That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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