OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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